You Know You’re a Fantasy Writer When…
All your character names are so long and confusing it takes a college professor to decipher how to sound them out correctly. Your main character is referred to as “The Chosen One” more than their actual name. Usage of the words left or right are forbidden, it’s always “to the west” or “eastwards”. All your landmarks are enormous. The idea of a “small forest” is absurd. Every single one of your world’s historical characters have at least one song written about them. Your main character’s best friend happens to be a talking animal. Rodents are no smaller than a St.…