NOMINATIONS CLOSED!
Come back Monday (Sept. 9) to see and vote for the top 5 nominees!
I have some super, ultra, ubertastic, frabjous newssss! I HAVE JOINED THE SILMARIL AWARDS TEAM. Annnnd, as of today, The Silmaril Awards have BEGUN! *cheers and fanfare*
Alrighty, let me back up for just a sec because you may be tilting your head thinking, “What???”
What are The Silmaril Awards?
Back in 2016, Jenelle Schmidt and DJ Edwardson, being the brilliant, magical wizards they are, created a new type of awards ceremony. Not one for the best actors, singers, dancers, sports players, and everything else people tend to be awarded for a thousand times over. No, no. These awards were something different, something special. Something all geeks could come together for and celebrate.
LITERARY FANTASY CHARACTERS AWARDS.
That is correct! The Silmaril Awards, named after the silmarils from the great works of our father of fantasy, J.R.R. Tolkien himself of course, are awards presented to the best of the best characters in fantasy literature. Those who have found a way into our hearts and refuse to leave…not that we’d want them to.
Basically? It’s a super fun blogging thing to geek out together about fantasy characters. It’s one of my most FAVORITE things in the blogosphere. And this year I have the honor of being a host! *SQUEALS*
WE’RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
How Does It Work?
There are 10 Silmarils in total, all presented in different categories—Most Epic Hero, Wisest Counselor, Most Nefarious Villain, etc., etc. Each category is hosted by a different blogger. All characters go through a fan-voting system, starting with nominations, then votes, and, finally, us 10 bloggers will present the awards ceremony and announce the winner for our specifically chosen category.
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Week 1: Nominations – Sept. 2 – 6
This week you will be nominating your favorites in the comment sections of the presenters’ blogs. You can also “second” characters others have nominated by replying to their comment and saying you second that character.
You can nominate and second however many characters you want!
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Week 2: Voting – Starting Sept. 9
Once nominations are closed, us presenters will tally up how many “seconds” each nominated character received. The top 5 in each category with the most seconds will move on to the voting round! You will vote for your favorite out of those 5 in each category via a voting form we’ll provide.
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Week 3: Awards Ceremony – Sept. 16 – 27
The exciting part! (Actually, it’s all exciting.) One by one, each blog host will be providing the awards ceremony for their chosen category and share which esteemed character won said category! Annnd the awards may just be presented by certain Tolkien characters. *wriggles eyebrows*
The Rules
1.) Tolkien’s characters are NOT eligible to be nominated. We see them as the ultimate standard in fantasy fiction and thus choose to give them the honor of presenting The Silmarillion Awards. Basically, we already think they won. This will give some other characters a chance to shine. 😉
2.) Characters from LITERARY FANTASY ONLY can be nominated. That means no characters from TV shows, movies, or video games. Books only! As well as no sci-fi, dystopian, etc. (We all know Katniss is great, but, sadly, her story is not fantasy.) With that said, if you can make a strong argument that a certain book IS fantasy, us presenters will consider it. (For ex. The Lunar Chronicles is allowed. Though, yes, it’s sci-fi, it also has fantastical aspects.)
3.) We ask you to MENTION THE BOOK the character you’re nominating is from. As hard as we try to be well-read, we haven’t read everything. (The true tragedy of every bookworm.) We definitely need to know from which story each character hails.
4.) There are NO LIMITS TO NOMINATIONS OR SECONDS. Remember, the TOP 5 characters in each category who get the most seconds moves on to the voting round. So go wild nominating and seconding all your favorites!
5.) With that said, AUTHOR’S CANNOT NOMINATE THEIR OWN CHARACTERS. But definitely encourage your readers to do so for you! *wink, wink*
6.) PREVIOUS WINNERS CANNOT BE NOMINATED AGAIN. The Silmarils are lifetime awards. So characters who have won in the past cannot be nominated again in that category. For a list of previous winners, check out the Hall of Fame.
7.) HAVE FUN! This is nonnegotiable. Those who violate this rule will be sent to the Real World—the terrible place where no eccentric wizards come barging into your house and steal you away on magical adventures. So enjoy yourself in this time of reveling in fantasy characters, sharing with others your favorites, and giving these beloved people some love…or else.
For more information check out the website: SilmarilAwards.com
This year there is also a new Facebook group to keep up with all the news! Do check it out!
Whew! With all that official-ness out of the way, may I present to you…
My Category
For my first year as a SilmAwards Host I shall be hosting the award forrr…
LEAST COMPETENT HENCHMAN
*rubs hands together in glee*
Ooooh boy. You have to love them! Those poor, bumbling souls who try, they really do, but fail. A lot. A lot a lot. Usually the villains’ plans are utterly foiled due to them. They’re the ones who accidentally dropped that Ultimate Powerful Item down the well. Or forgot to hold their tongue and let slip the villain’s Huge Secret to the protagonist. Or who has really bad aim with an arrow or gun or…anything.
Helping taking over the world just isn’t their forte. But you gotta give them points for trying. Which is exactly what we’re gonna do!
Comment below with your nominations for your favorite literary fantasy Least Competent Henchmen!
Previous Winners for this Category:
That means neither Fezzik nor Mr. Smee are eligible to be nominated in this category as they already have this Silmaril.
The Other Categories
Don’t forgot to nominate (and second) in the other categories as well! Be sure to do it in the comments section of those bloggers’ posts, not mine, though. Nominations and seconds for Least Competent Henchmen here only!
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Least Competent Henchman – Christine Smith (You are here!)
Go forth and share some fantasy character love! And don’t forgot nominations will end Friday evening (Sept. 6), so do be sure to get in your comments before then!
Also, we’d love for you to share the fun. Spread the word and send your fantasy-loving friends to join in. If you want to share on social media (please do!) use the hashtags #SilmAwards2019 or #SilmAwards. The more the merrier! And who knows, you may just find some more fantasy books to add to your TBR. (We can never have enough of those, yes? *blissfully pretends she doesn’t already have some 2982 books on her own TBR*)
LET’S TALK!
Are you excited? I AM SO EXCITED! Nominate for your favorite Least Competent Henchmen below! Let’s give these inept but often endearing underdogs some recognition.
I nominate Dobby from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling.
Second!
I second!
Second!
I second Dobby!
I second Dobby!
I nominate Bramble from Nate Philbrick’s Where the Woods Grow Wild.
I second Bramble!
I second Bramble!
I second Bramble!
Yay! *hoists a sign that says, “Votes for Bramble”*
I second Bramble! Though it’s hard to consider the poor dear a kind of villain… He’s too adorable! XD
I second Bramble, too!
Second!!! <3
Seconding Bramble for sure!
Oh man, I NEED to read Where the Woods Grow Wild! It’s just shameful I haven’t yet. But all these votes are making me remember how much I need to read it!
I nominate Whisper, Hark, and Listen (who is invisible), of The Thirteen Clocks.
I nominate Antorell from the Enchanted Forest Chronicles!
YESSS! Antorell! Totally second him! Xd
Hahaha! Yes! I second Antorell!
Haha, I love how you worded rule #7! The Real World–oh no! XD
I nominate:
-The Burley Men from the Bright Empires series by Stephen Lawhead
-Palin from Dragons in Our Midst by Bryan Davis (while he has some incompetent moments, he’s also… not as evil as he might appear)
I second the Burley Men!
I second Palin! Even though he’s kiiiiinda more competent than 90% of fantasy henchmen, LOL.
I second the Burley Men!
Seconding the Burley men
Oooh, Palin is a good one! He definitely messed up some of the villains’ plots due to not being QUITE as big of a jerk as he could have been. XD
I second Palin.
Christine! I love how you worded all the rules… I may have to steal some of this for next year! LOL
I second:
Antorell from the Enchanted Forest Chronicles (poor guy… came so close last year)
Dobby from Harry Potter
I nominate:
General Khrak from the Wingfeather Saga
Elucidated Brethren of the Night from Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchet
Cinderella’s evil stepsisters (just in general… from whatever retelling you like)
I second General Khrak and the Elucidated Brethren!
I second General Khrak!
I second Cinderella’s stepsisters!
I second General Khrak!
Second Khrak!
I second Basta from Inkheart and Puzzle from Chronicles of Narnia!
I second Puzzle
I second Basta and Puzzle
I second the Brethren from Guards Guards!
@Jenelle – Thanks! Feel free to steal my set of rules. ;D (Although is it stealing now that I’ve given you permission? Hmmm.)
Antorell and Dobby are great picks! Oooh, and Cinderella’s stepsisters. That’s a good one! Loving all this creativity!
I nominate Basta from Inkheart!
Oh, good one! I second Basta.
Oh, fiddlesticks, I need to read Inkheart.
I second General Khrak and Basta! (not sure where this comment will end up….oh well xD)
Ooh, yes. I second Basra~
Ooh, yes. I second Basta! (I may have double posted, in which case I apologize; my internet is being funky…)
Sporos from L’Engle’s A Wind in the Door
I second Sporos!
I second Sporos, as well!
We’ve decided the Wrinkle in Time books fit more in the sci-fi genre, so they won’t qualify. But that was a good one, Christina!
YAYYY THEY’RE BACK! And how exciting that you’re a host this year!! 😀
I nominate Puzzle from The Last Battle!
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Ooh, I second Puzzle! I love him!
I second Puzzle as well. Talk about incompetence!
I second Puzzle! Poor fellow…
Seconding Puzzle!
I second Puzzle!
Dear Puzzle! I second him too.
I second Puzzle!
I strongly second Puzzle.
Definitely seconding Puzzle.
I second Puzzle!
Thanks, Emily! I’m so excited to be a host!
Puzzle!!! YES. What a perfect one for this category! 😀
I second Puzzle, Dobby, Palin, and Khrak!
I nominate Brac from The Story Peddler by Linday A. Franklin. He’s trying to do what he thinks is best, but he’s very bad at being on the opposite side as Tanwen.
*giggles*
I second Brac!
Ha, I second Brac.
Awww, Brac! The poor fella. That’s a good one, Maya!
I nominate. . .
Selene Ravenwood from Mark of the Raven by Morgan L. Busse. She wasn’t the best hench-lady. XD
Second Puzzle and Sporos!
I nominate S.Q. Pedalian from The Mysterious Benedict Society by Trenton Lee Stewart.
(I literally couldn’t think of anyone and had to look at my bookshelf. And I cracked up big-time as soon as I thought of him, because he’s *perfect* for this! XD LOL!)
(Oh, and it’s necessary to specify that it IS fantasy, though it’s other things as well. There’s a slight but definite fantastical aspect.)
I’m not completely convinced it’s fantasy, but if it is, I whole-heartedly second S.Q. as the best ever bumbling henchman.
I second Dobby, Palin, Cinderella’s stepsisters, and Puzzle!
I second Cinderella’s stepsisters and Puzzle.
I nominate:
— The huntsman (from the fairytale Snow White)
— The toothy cows from The Wingfeather Saga (Andrew Peterson), just because 🙂
I second the toothy cows, cause they are truly wonders of nature.
Hehehe. Toothy cows. Ah, what the heck, sure, I second toothy cows.
I second both Toothy Cows and the unnamed huntsman.
THE HUNTSMAN. Such a great idea, Kiri!
(We’re just not gonna talk about how I STILL haven’t read the Wingfeather books… *hides in shame*)
I second the toothy cows, cause they are truly wonders of nature.
I second Antorell.
Oh, the toothy cows! Yes! Second!
By the by… Christine… did we warn you that all the nominees come stay at your house during the awards? Most of them will leave once we’ve narrowed down the top 5 in each category… but the Henchmen don’t like rules…. well… they do… but they’re not good at following or enforcing them…
Noooo worries. I’ve got it completely taken care of.
*shoves closet door closed from which banging and explosions can be heard*
Yep. All’s good here.
*hurriedly pats away the small fire blooming on the carpet*
I can totally handle these guys.
*ducks from zooming arrow*
It’s allll goooood. :))))))
*laughing*
I second:
General Khrak
the Elucidated Brethren of the Eben Night
Brac
Selene Ravenwood (I’m dying. XD)
the huntsman
the toothy cows
I second Puzzle from Narnia, Basta from Inkheart, and Toothy Cows from the Wingfeather Saga.
This post series is amazing. I love it so much. X’D
Puzzle from The Chronicles of Narnia! 🙂
I second General Khrak!
I just want to say I am looking forward to reading the presentation account you will write, Christine! 😉
Oh my goodness, you are too sweet! I hope it’ll live up to your expectations. I’m a little nervous. Hehe. But also excited! This is gonna be fun!
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